Fifty pound flights and a pact with the devil… all we have to do is resist 90 minutes of timeshare hard sell! We’ll see how that goes…..
£176 per person self catering including flights and car tho… definitely a risk worth taking.
Demographic is very very narrow.
Tattoos are definitely a thing.
There is a direct correlation between tattoos and deafness….that’s the only explanation for the volume.
The tattoos head south and turn right
Take a guess which way you should go
Malaga – the tattoos haven’t found it. Phew!
A city to bimble in.
Look up, windows, spires and balconies are amazing
Picasso!
Absolutely spotless, the streets are actually shiny!
Male or female, there should be a law that shorts, or skirts for that matter, should, as a minimum, cover the important parts of your bum.
The castle is mustard for the step counter, absolute bastard for bitey mozzie things.
Bus tour rules apply more than you could possibly imagine.
If anyone suggests Mijas, say NO, unequivocally.
Mijas is essentially a large car park at the top of a hill, contrived to attract tourists with the prospect of a donkey ride and a “Traditional” Andalusian village. If you must go, power through. The far end of the village is quite pretty.
The donkeys don’t look happy and I fear for their future with the demise of Thomas cook!
The middle aisle of Aldi is a super magical place, fridge freezer up on the shelf!
A Skoda “Superb” is a breach of the trades description act. Skoda “Tolerable” would be apt.
Marriott vacation club or retirement village… is this what happens when you get old? All a bit stepford wives with a vague smell of wee.
Mildly pleased the currency markets like Boris’ deal… I still think he’s a malevolent plonker.
Fuuuuucccckkkk….. I’ve just bought a timeshare! The nice lady did say she liked my shirt tho.
You can see North Africa from Marbella at night.
Well, thank Christ for the European Union! Surprisingly, they have laws that protect the consumer🤔. 14 day cooling off is one of theirs! I’ve cooled off in less than 12 hours tho…. anyone who wants a glimpse of the maths and logic, I’m happy to share.
Long story short, break even is 10 years!
Yet to review the better offer than the absolute best offer they could possibly ever ever make yesterday! Hmmmmmm.
Now, on with the cheap holiday!
Ronda, definitely worth a visit. Temperature is 5 degrees colder than by the seaside!
What a bloody view…. in my book the place with the 16 euro tapas is way better than the 12 just for the view.
In Spain there are always three roads to get where you’re going, so don’t fret if you miss the turn! Unless it’s the third, of course.
Well, the “better deal”…. fantastic! You get two weeks for less money. The catch…. silver weeks…. pound for pound it’s actually a worse deal. Stuff it up your arse JW Marriot!
The only reason to go to Terifa is to say you’ve been to the southern most tip of Europe, where Atlantic meets Mediterranean. It’s a shit hole, but we’ve been.
Tapas with a North African twist tho!
Got a bit of history with southernmost tips… note to self, try northernmost tip next time!
Ok, I was hasty with the whole “shit hole” thing. The old town is quite quirky.
Mrs Google needs to do some serious work on her Spanish accent.
Gibraltar is like a tiny version of Britain populated by lunatics on mopeds.
To get in you have to drive right across the middle of the airport runway.
To get out is a lesson in how difficult our European friends can make our lives… allow plenty of time!
Puerto Banus is not for me.
Definitely head away from the coast!
Mission accomplished – cheap holiday, but it was touch and go. Wouldn’t bother coming back though.
Oh and unlike the rest of Spain, Malaga airport eateries shut at 9!
